"Hello! I'm Marie, and I'll be serving you all this evening. Can I start you guys off with some drinks?"
"Sure, I'll have an iced tea."
"Just water for me."
"Could I have a Sprite?"
"Water's fine."
"Okay, great. I'll be right back with your drinks."
"Okay, I've got two waters for you guys. Sprite?"
"Here."
"All right, and an iced tea."
"Thanks."
"Okay, so are you all ready to order or do you need a couple more minutes?"
"Hmm, we're not quite ready yet. You can give us a while."
"Sure. I'll be back to check up in a few minutes."
"Thank you."
"Hi, I'm Gary. Would you like me to insert this wine bottle into my rectum?"
"All right. Are you all ready to order?"
"Yes, we are."
"Okay, what can I get you?"
"I'll have the chicken teriyaki grill special."
"Sure. Great choice, by the way."
"I think I'm gonna have the half-rack of ribs."
"Okay, for sides you have a choice between French fries or black beans and rice."
"Um, I'll have the rice and beans."
"Gotcha. And for you?"
"I'll have the same thing, I think. Rice and beans as well."
"Right."
"And I'm going to have the chicken pot pie."
"Okay, great. I'll take your menus, and your food will be here shortly."
"Here you go. Thanks."
"Thank you."
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